1. crimical:

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  2. captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

    littlewolfoffenris:

    Making of my fem!Winter Soldier Cosplay

    A story of fails, wins and a lot of coffee…

    Holy fucking shit I can’t tell if I want to be you or be with you

    (via coffee-is-my-division)

     


    1. me age 13: XD u mad bro forever alone derp
    2. me age 15: ew don't reference memes those are so lame pls stop
    3. me age 17: I hope you're ready to get MEMED ON by these SICK MEMES
     

  3. lalivingmuerte:

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    i think this could be useful for the people who is not totally sure about spend their money in this movie, it has their good and bad points, but generally is a great movie, so please, let’s show them that “An Hispanic story” can be as good as any other one, or even better!. 

    (via spoopybuttsearches)

     


  4. cantwaitforpizza:

    cantwaitforpizza:

    cantwaitforpizza:

    the sun has come out

    the sun is gay

    *white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

    (Source: tomsigh, via sorry)

     

  5. brokensilence137:

    dynaroo:

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    I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

    He decided to be the sky instead.

    (via spoopybuttsearches)

     


  6. rabioheab:

    earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

    (via spoopybuttsearches)

     


  7. Why Dutch shouldn’t be translated to English.

    avatarelsa:

    language2go:

    novakians:

    A few Dutch sayings in English;

    • It rains steel pipes.
    • I fell with the door in the house.
    • There is nothing on the hand.
    • I shall let them smell a poopy.
    • I’m keeping you in the holes.
    • I don’t trust you for a meter.
    • It shall me a sausage be.
    • It’s dick black outside.
    • Unfortunately peanutbutter.
    • To participate for bacon and beans.
    • There is not a ball on the tv.
    • It walks in the soup.
    • Falling through the basket.
    • This time, I can see it through the fingers.

    Let me just add some personal favourites;

    I have a dark brown suspicion
    That sits quite mustache
    Oh, on that bike
    You can go on the pot
    It can’t matter to me an ass
    If you like sausage
    Am I standing here for Jan dick, or so?

    and don’t forget “write that on your tummy” or “make that the cat wise”

    (via sonicslytherin)

     


  8. charismaticmercenary:

    raydayton:

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    the thrilling saga of patrick and his hats

    Hat-rick.

    (via spoopybuttsearches)

     


  9. deductionhunters:

    rooster teeth? I love them. the way they just (clenches fists) bite those cocks

    (via kenezbian)

     


  10. r-t-v:

    Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

    (via justjasper)

     


  11. how to pick up CHICKS!!

    eggeworth:

    • cup your hands around them protectively
    • lift them from the ground
    • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
    • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
    • peep peep

    (Source: targents, via walterwhte)

     


  12. violent-youngand-desperate:

    nahvacado:

    love-adamtuttle:

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS ARTICLE

    No but guys this is actually really important.
    If my mom didn’t know these things my dad could very well be dead. He had a heart attack in his 30’s and wrote it off as an anxiety attack, which he has often enough. Fortunately my mom knew better and drug him to the hospital.

    (via haileybookky)

     


  13. fancyqueef:

    gnumblr:

    Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

    🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

    😭😂😰😔😒

    (via zerovalviking)

     

  14. meg + sourcefed’s truth or dare

    (via miles-luna)