thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

fairgroundsoldier:

fairgroundsoldier:

FINALLY!

Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.

  • Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
  • Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
  • Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
  • Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
  • Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
  • Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
  • Kleenex: you know what this is for
  • Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis

Adooorable

Now there are, of course, some rules!

  1. You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
  2. Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
  3. Do not reblog more than times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
  4. Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
  5. Make sure your ask box is open.  The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
  6. I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)

The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!
A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!
WOW everyone! 

I made this giveaway to celebrate over 1,000 followers and somehow in that time, I gained a whole new thousand! @____@
To celebrate the new milestone of over 2,000 followers, I’ve decided to add to the giveaway!! One lucky winner will receive all of the items from the Fandom Survival pack, and a few random fandom-y things that I’ve thrown together. If they’re not your cup of tea, I’m sorry! Stuff is always good to have though, right? :D
  • Jawn the Hedgehog eraser
  • Marvel’s The Avengers Iron Man Vinyl Bobble Head
  • Marvel’s Captain America button
  • Marvel’s Captain America jelly bracelet
  • Three Adventure Time buttons

OH MY GOD THAT ERASER FKLJSFLSDF

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lokisswagga:

magpyecircus:

loyalnerdwp:

mad-adam:

#tony stark impersonating steve rogers

THAT TAG

Reblogging for the tag.

SHIT LMAO

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wayward-saints:

xxkastielxx:

credit and credit

perfect casting is perfect

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loki-me-down:

This is why I love him. Because he fucked up. He fucked up big time. Addicted to practically everything under the sun. Depressed, certainly, in a downward spiral. And he did his time, he did his time and came out this beautiful, inspirational guy who basically shoved his demons into the spotlight and danced the fuck around with them and gave everyone who doubted him the finger in the end. That picture up there, in that hideous orange thing, that’s part of his legacy. And some people may think thats not anything you want in your legacy to the world, but if you ask me it just shows he’s a brave motherfucker, and he’s a strong one, and he’s bludgeoning those demons with a metal bat.

loki-me-down:

This is why I love him. Because he fucked up. He fucked up big time. Addicted to practically everything under the sun. Depressed, certainly, in a downward spiral. And he did his time, he did his time and came out this beautiful, inspirational guy who basically shoved his demons into the spotlight and danced the fuck around with them and gave everyone who doubted him the finger in the end. That picture up there, in that hideous orange thing, that’s part of his legacy. And some people may think thats not anything you want in your legacy to the world, but if you ask me it just shows he’s a brave motherfucker, and he’s a strong one, and he’s bludgeoning those demons with a metal bat.

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honkgamzee:


Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry their angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

^ reblogging for that

honkgamzee:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry their angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

^ reblogging for that

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Jared Padalecki is a monster.: Things parents forget to tell their children:


feelingsareboring:

  • Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
  • Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
  • Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t,…

(Source: romantickissingporn)